That was brilliant. I thought the duckbunny had it until I got to the Giant Vampire Frog.
Also, pleased to see my suspicion that all screenwriters are into D&D continues unabated.
p.s. The word verification key for this post was ‘ujulbjgg’, which I believe was a lawful neutral cross between a slug and a mammoth. Never made it into the 3rd ed.
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Can’t beat the Stench Kow, eh?
I think the duckbunny could take it.
My genuinely favourite D&D monster was the Gelatinous Cube. A square cube of jelly, inside which you can see the remains of its victims. Coooool!
Think you and I will ever be given awards for mainstream sensibilities, sir?
I, too, have a huge soft jelly-like spot for the Gelatinous Cube.
How else could all those 10′ corridors stay so clean and shiny, and not full of the corpses of adventurers?
Why because a giant 10′ cube of jelly sweeps ’em clean, of course.
Ah, dungeon ecology. Good times.
I’m thinking the answer to the question is no.
That was brilliant. I thought the duckbunny had it until I got to the Giant Vampire Frog.
Also, pleased to see my suspicion that all screenwriters are into D&D continues unabated.
p.s. The word verification key for this post was ‘ujulbjgg’, which I believe was a lawful neutral cross between a slug and a mammoth. Never made it into the 3rd ed.