If you and a couple of female friends ever get drunk together, and you get to talking about sex, and they ask you what your favourite sexual fantasy is, the correct answer is “A threesome.”
This is because to a certain extent, they have the power to help you out in this quest.
And the thing that turns you on most in the world is to have your sex al fresco, or tied up, or in public, or while someone is pissing on you, that’s all well and good, but that is not the correct answer, even if it is.
The correct answer is a threesome.
Because it will be interesting, and you’ll probably enjoy it, and you’ll certainly learn something about yourself. And they probably won’t be interested in helping you out with this fantasy but you just never know your luck, they might.
So.
When someone working in the television industry asks you what programmes on British TV you’d really like to work on, the correct answer is not Torchwood.
Even if it is.
5 responses to “The correct answer is: “A threesome.””
Substitute “that you fancy” for “female” in that last, of course.
As you were.
Sorry, mate, you’ve lost me. I’ve got my best reading between the lines glasses on and everything….
So what’s the telly equivalent of a threesome, if Torchwood equals lying on a rubber mat while someone craps in your mouth?
I was imagining Torchwood as being more al fresco and less coprophilia myself, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
And the threesome would be any show made by the department of the person you’re talking to.
If I’m understanding right, that’s a good point if it’s something vanilla and generic like a threesome but what if it is coprophilia and it doesn’t float your boat?
We can bluff our way in because we don’t want to miss the opportunity but when they squat over your face and the reality hits you, it may seem preferable working your ass off to get what you really want.