An open letter to William Shatner

Dear Bill

Everyone I know adores Has Been. Is there any chance that you could take it on tour? I, and many other people that I know, would gladly pay good money to hear your inimitable vocal stylings live.

Also, while walking home tonight I could not get your rendition of “Just the Way You Are” out of my head, despite the fact that you have never recorded it.

I honestly fear that if you were to actually sing this song, the world would end, as God’s purpose for the Earth would have been fulfilled.

It may be worth it.


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