Dear Bill

Everyone I know adores Has Been. Is there any chance that you could take it on tour? I, and many other people that I know, would gladly pay good money to hear your inimitable vocal stylings live.

Also, while walking home tonight I could not get your rendition of “Just the Way You Are” out of my head, despite the fact that you have never recorded it.

I honestly fear that if you were to actually sing this song, the world would end, as God’s purpose for the Earth would have been fulfilled.

It may be worth it.

Piers