Twisted, Genius, and Cute, all in one language.

LOLCODE. A programming language for lolcats.

Some examples follow.

First… Well, what else could possibly be first?

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

And here’s an if/then construct with some I/O action:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
    IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
           YARLY
                BTW this is true
                VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!
           NOWAI
                BTW this is false
                VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
    KTHX
KTHXBYE

There is a current spec available here. And, may the Sweet Lord Jesus help us all, there are even implementations.

And yes. It’s turing-complete. Which means that any program you can write in any programming language – such as spreadsheets, word-processing programs, games, or a program to provide firing solutions for nuclear missiles – can be written in LOLCODE.

Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.