If you’re not aware of it already (and if not, why not?) the most eagerly anticipated film of 2006 is Snakes on a Plane.

Thanks to the title (That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title – Samuel L Jackson) there’s an Internet buzz about this that we haven’t seen since The Blair Witch Project.

So much so, that the moviemakers held a competition: Create a song about Snakes on a Plane. And the best one will appear in the film.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Captain Ahab.